Do stickers make a Beamer go faster?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 03/14/2017 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

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What are there, $300 worth of decals?

TheHondaBro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:01

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 03/14/2017 at 18:04

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Ha because it’s tacky.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:06

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$5 says its a 323i.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:06

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No they just make it worth less. Every time I a 3 series for sale with decals, aftermarket headlights, blacked out taillights, and black wheels, I just think “that car has been hooned to death, and never maintained.”

WilliamsSW > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 03/14/2017 at 18:09

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Yeah but it’s got a CAI that’s good for 30 HP - GOTTA be at least 275 to the wheels bro!

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:09

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“Worth”?

Tazio, Count Fouroff > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/14/2017 at 18:13

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Haha agreed.

They say “kid-tested, kid-friendly (also kid-owned and driven)“

CaptDale - is secretly British > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:13

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WTF?! Look at the angle of the wing. They had to have lost 5 mpg with the wing air brake.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 03/14/2017 at 18:15

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...with auto trans

WilliamsSW > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/14/2017 at 18:15

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MOAR DOWNFORCE

WilliamsSW > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/14/2017 at 18:21

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Hmmmm, I’m wondering what speed would lift the front wheels off the ground...

CaptDale - is secretly British > WilliamsSW 03/14/2017 at 18:22

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CaptDale - is secretly British > WilliamsSW 03/14/2017 at 18:23

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Probably can start feeling it around 70 mph.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:24

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Squids....

WilliamsSW > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/14/2017 at 18:27

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I’m thinking that there’s *slightly* more engineering work that went into your examples than this ratty E46.

B_dol > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:27

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For the amount of those ‘upgrades’ they could buy an actual M3.... facepalm

E92M3 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:30

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Reminds me of this one I saw. Guess what kind of brakes his car doesn’t have.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 18:45

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Damn, that’s a nice air brake bro.

CaptDale - is secretly British > WilliamsSW 03/14/2017 at 18:47

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Well yeah, theirs aren’t constant air brakes.

Orange Exige > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/14/2017 at 20:09

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Came here for this.

I’d worry about this thing going airborne but that air brake would no doubt keep it from getting to half that speed...

Orange Exige > E92M3 03/14/2017 at 20:12

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He coulda opted for the subtle Brembo brake pads - he went for the best braking upgrade for the smallest cost (and the least obvious visible difference)!

What - not believable?!?? :P

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 03/14/2017 at 21:15

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///M323i

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 03/14/2017 at 21:28

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Ah yes, the rare M323i, with its raging 168hp from a 2.5L I6. Had a blistering 8 second 0-60 time. Truly one of the most sporting vehicles BMW has ever made.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E92M3 03/14/2017 at 22:25

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Gotta love that stance low and wide sticker on a car sitting at stock ride height on skinny stock tires.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/14/2017 at 22:26

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You know looking at this again, I really like the decals on the side skirts, I hate everything else. But I like those,

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/14/2017 at 22:47

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I have general issues with Beamers. I’m more of a Cadillac CTS-V guy.